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I found this a couple of days ago and found it to be pretty amusing.
"President Bush was scheduled to worship at a small Methodist Church
outside Washington, D.C. as part of Karl Rove's campaign to reverse
Bush's rapidly deteriorating approval ratings.
A week before the visit, Rove called on the Methodist Bishop who was
scheduled to preach on the chosen Sunday. "As you know, Bishop,"
began Rove, "we've been getting a lot of bad publicity among
Methodists because of the president's position on stem cell research
and the like. We'd gladly arrange for Jack Abramoff's friends to
make a contribution of $100,000 to the church if during your sermon
you would say that President Bush is a saint."
The Bishop thought about it for a few minutes, and finally said,
"This parish is in rather desperate need of funds ... I'll agree to
do it."
The following Sunday, Bush pompously showed up for the photo op,
looking especially smug even while attempting to appear pious.
After making a few announcements, the Bishop began his homily:
"George W. Bush is a petty, vindictive, sanctimonious hypocrite and a
nitwit.
He is a liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel with the world's
largest chip on his shoulder. He used every dirty election trick in
the book and still lost, but his toadies in the Supreme Court
appointed him. He lied about his military record in which he used
special privilege to avoid combat, and then had the gall to dress up
and pose on an aircraft carrier before a banner stating "Mission
Accomplished." He invaded a sovereign country for oil and war
profiteering, turning Iraq into a training ground for terrorists who
would destroy our country. He continues to confuse the American
people by insisting on a nonexistent connection between the horrors
of 9/11 and the reason he started his war in Iraq. He routinely
appoints incompetent and unqualified cronies to high-level federal
government positions and as a result, hundreds and hundreds of
Americans died tragically in New Orleans. He lets corporate
polluters despoil God's creation and doom our planet. He uses fear-
mongering to justify warrantless spying on American citizens, in
clear violation of our Constitution. He is so psychotic and
megalomaniacal that he believes that he was chosen by God. He is the
worst example of a Methodist I have ever personally known. But
compared to Dick Cheney and Karl Rove and the rest of the evil
fascist bastards in this administration, George W. Bush is a saint."
Ahhh entertainment at the embarrassing expense of the Bush
administration always brings a smile to my face.
:-D <----- See?
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